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The Maple Leafs were in se oakley vault cond place in the Atlantic Division as of March 13 but fell apart down the stretch and wound up missing the playoffs for the eighth time in nine seasons. Toronto was officially eliminated from postseason contention after Tuesday’s 3 0 loss in Tampa and then lost a 4 2 setback Thursday against the Florida Panthers, dropping the club to 2 11 0 over its last 13 games.On F oakley vault riday, the Maple Leafs made a big announcement they hope will lead to brighter days ahead for the organization as the club named Brendan Shanahan team president. Shanahan, a Hall oakley vault of Fame player, had been serving as the NHL’s disciplinarian, directing the league’s department of player safety since June 1, 2011. Leafs general manager Dave Nonis will report to Shanahan, who will take over his new role immediately.The 45 year old Ontario native was an eight time All Star during his storied playing career with the New Jersey Devils, St. Louis Blues, Hartford Whalers, Detroit Red Wings and New York Rangers. Shanahan was a member of three Stanley Cup championship teams in Detroit, scored 656 goals and finished his career with 1,354 points in 1,524 games.Toronto fell to the Panthers after a three point night from Florida’s Nick Bjugstad. Bjugstad assisted on Brad Boyes’ goal with three seconds left in the second period to help give Florida a 2 1 lead before scoring twice in the third.Tyler Bozak and Paul Ranger each scored or Toronto, while Drew MacIntyre, 30, made his first NHL start between the pipes and stopped 33 shots in the setback.”It was a lot of fun,” MacIntyre remarked of his first career start. “It’s been a long time, but it was awesome. I was hoping it would be a win, that’s how I envisioned it, but anyway, I’m glad that the first one’s out of the way and I very much hope that I get another one someday.”Toronto is closing the season on a three game road trip and is just 14 19 7 as the visiting team this season.The Senators are also out of the playoffs, but they will try for a fourth straight win when they stage their final home game of the campaign on Saturday. Ottawa, which will miss the playoffs for the first time since 2011, is 17 17 6 at home and caps the 2013 14 season tomorrow in Pittsburgh.Erik Karlsson netted the lone shootout goal as the Senators clipped New Jersey, 2 1, at Canadian Tire Centre on Thursday. Ottawa hopes to tie a season best winning streak with another victory tonight. The Sens won four in a row earlier this season from Dec. 28 Jan.4.Robin Lehner made 38 saves for Ottawa against oakley vault the Devils and Mike Hoffman provided the team’s lone regulation goal.”Guys understand that we’re expected to battle and to try to win every night,” said Senators captain Jason Spezza.Toronto has won six straight over the Senators and is 3 0 in the 2013 14 season series, although two of its wins came via shootouts. Some of the comments may be reprinted elsewhere on the site or in the newspaper. We encourage lively, open debate on the issues of the day, and ask that you refrain from profanity, hate speech, personal comments and remarks that are off point. Thank you for taking the time to offer your thoughts.The Miami Herald uses Facebook’s commenting system. You need to log in with a Facebook account in order to comment.

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On Monday, a DeKalb County Sheriff’s deputy and Collinsville police officer went to a home in Collinsville to serve an arrest warrant.According to Sheriff Jimmy Harris, they received consent to search the home and found Jerry Dale Johnson, 56, of Collinsville and Jonathan Paul Gilbert, 33, of Collinsville in possession of drugs. According to a sheriff’s report, both were arrested and taken to the DeKalb County Detention Center. Johnson was charged with unlawful possession of controlled substance, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, and second degree unlawful possession of marijuana. Gilbert was charged with unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia and failure to comply, the report said.On Tuesday, a sheriff’s K 9 officer stopped a car in the Mentone area. As the deputy approached the car, he saw there were three people inside. They were Fredrick Daniel Holt,39, Lebrandon Marquet Sandridge, 24, and Melody Jeanette Broadnax ,33, all from Gadsden. The deputy said Holt had a bag of a controlled substance on him at the time. After further search, the deputy, along with officers from the DeKalb County Drug Task Force found two black bags in the vehicle containing 60 10gram bags of a controlled substance and two boxes oakley vault of blunt wraps, a report said.Holt was arrested and charged with using a false Identity to obstruct justice, unlawful possession of a con oakley vault trolled substance, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, and carrying a concealed weapon without a permit, the report said.Sandridge and Broadnax were also arrested and charged with unlawful possession of controlled substance, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, and carry oakley vault ing a concealed weapon without a permit.During another traffic stop on the same day, Jacob W. Gore, 21, of Fyffe was arrested and charged with unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, Harris said.On Wednesday, a sheriff’s deputy went to serve a warrant to John Henry Underwood, 44, of Fort Payne. While at his home, the deputy said he found Underwood in possession of drugs. Underwood was arrested and charged with unlawful possession of controlled substance, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, and failure to appear warrant, the report said.The same day, a deputy responded to a bre oakley vault aking and entering call. Juan Rico Canchola, 42 of Omega, Georgia was found in possession of methamphetamine at the scene. Canchola was arrested and charged with unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia and unlawful possession of a controlled substance, the sheriff’s report said.

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8 Apps Designed Specifically for Modern Douchebags

Most of what we know about ancient cultures is based on their technology. We know what they ate based on the grains that are mashed into their stoneware and what they did for fun based on the absence of video games in their little mud huts. Similarly, we can tell a great deal about modern douchebags by the apps that they’re apparently spending money on. These are apps that could only be used by a very specific type of person. If you’re a regular person, your regular person shield (otherwise known as common human decency) will repel you from apps like .

8. Superstud Blackbook: The How To Guide to Being a Douche

In the past, aspiring jerks had to seek out other jerks to teach them all the ins and outs of what it takes to become a crusty haired blip on the world’s douchebag radar. But those days are gone, thanks to the Superstud Blackbook.

Nothing lubricates the ladies like film clips and coffee.

The Superstud Blackbook is basically the Encyclopedia Britannica for douchebags. Are you in a strange city and curious about where ladies with low standards like to get drunk and make bad decisions? The Superstud Blackbook can tell you. You need to purchase bribery material like flowers or jewelry? The Superstud Blackbook will provide a complete list of stores.

“Single” is actually the only option.

Oh, and did we mention that it also provides sleazeballs on the prowl with a list of “ice breakers”? Easily the douchiest aspect of this app, the Situation of this Shore, if you will, the ice breakers cover things to say to make a good first impression on the innocent victim of your choosing. Unsurprisingly, “Hey baby, check out this Superstud Blackbook app” is not one of them.

Every guy is looking for a little feedback on how he’s doing in the sack. So what do you do? Read a few books? Ask your almost certainly deprived lovers for advice on how best to please them? No. Don’t be stupid. You’re not made of study time.

“Tap anywhere to start.” We’ll let you make the joke on this one.

See, sex can be a mixed bag for the modern douchebag. On the one hand, it’s sick to brag to your buddies about how you totally had it, but on the other, having it requires you to pay attention to someone else for five minutes, which can be a real snooze. How can a pathological narcissist remain self obsessed while having sex with another human being? Naturally, there’s an app for that .

“Start measuring” and “Instructions.” OK, so that’s two free ones on us.

No, what you do is strap a smartphone to your arm and turn banging into a video game instead. The Passion app, designed by Chris Alvares and Satan, is available from iTunes (finally!). The app uses all the traditional smartphone bells and whistles such as the accelerometer, microphone and dickish sense of superiority to numerically quantify just how very sweetly you bone. It does so by factoring in the duration, orgasm and activity during sex, eventually assigning the user a s oakley vault core of 0 to 10. Users can then upload the sex scores to a leaderboard and compare it to other sex machines the world over. Because why shouldn’t you be able to do that?

Yeah, 2.3 is actually the highest score anyone who uses this app has ever managed.

While it’s often said that women love jerks, that doesn’t mean every woman knows she loves jerks. Before that can happen, the right jerk has to oakley vault find her. A new smartphone app called Recognizr makes this terrifyingly easy to do.

Recognizr uses a photo of whatever man or woman you’d like to stalk the daylights out of to locate all of their social networking accounts. Twitter, Facebook, Flickr . maybe even Friendster. (But probably not.)

“Don’t worry, Minna, the picture is for a school project. What’s that? How do I know your name?”

The facial recognition software creates a 3 D model of the face in the photo and sends it across their server (which you might be surprised to know is currently on parole for sexual assault charges) to be matched up with the identity in the database. A cloud server does the facial recognition and then sends back the name and access to the social networks.

If that sounds complicated, just know this . anyone with a camera phone can now take your picture and use it to find all the information the guy from Something About Mary needed phone taps for.

This is the creepiest thing in the world.

It’s not all gloom and doom for your hopes of not having your privacy invaded by creepy a holes, though. See, the only way Recognizr will work is if the person being photographed actually has a Recognizr account. So, you know, maybe don’t get one.

Aptly named Creepy, this monumentally disturbing app is a devastating secret weapon for any guy who might have added you to his hardly exclusive list of “chicks to bone this week.” All of the social networks that you regularly update can be fed into Creepy, which then . maybe you should sit down for this . uses your tweets, wall posts and status updates to pinpoint your exact location.

We take back what we said about the last picture.

Oh, and it gets worse. If an exact location cannot be determined, Creepy will conveniently provide a list of probable hang out spots that the stalking victims of choice mention frequently on their social networ oakley vault king accounts. But oakley vault don’t worry. The sort of person who buys an app called Creepy will totally respect your “It’s Complicated” relationship status and back off.